Got an ad here for the for the Trojan Vibrating Twister. It has four unique twistable positions. Eight settings, five speeds, and three pulse patterns, It has a high quality silicon tip. It's water resistant, soft, durable, and easy to clean. It also comes with an elegant Satin pouch for discrete storage.
And it's sold at Walgreen's.
Right next to the pocket pussies.
Show me one motorized vagina sold outside of the red light district and i'll eat it after some hairy fat bastard has thoroughly used it.
Women have masturbation aid parties where appliances are tossed around like Tupperware. Mix and match. Trade'em like baseball cards.
Then they go home and check their husband's browser history to make sure there are no porn hits. Woe to the man who has surfed forbidden waters. For the woman this is tantamount to cheating. And it will be used as justification to subcontract the application of the above mentioned twister to Juan the pool boy.
I contributed on a relationship advice site for several years. The second sentence out of a woman's mouth that discovered porn on her husbands computer would be her intent to grudge fuck the first sweaty body she could find with a penis attached.
Like a live penis is so much more sanitary than a flat screen.
I have yet to meet a chick that didn't have a motorized dick.
And I say, God Bless'you.
But give us a little latitude will ya?
Women are all a flutter about discovering the dynamics of their sexuality. We are to behold them with great wonder as they embark on a journey of sexual self actualization.
Grunty wanking pervose pigs.
It's not a word so let me save you the trouble.
How about women who won't work? Just won't do it! Not because they are raising a family. Not for any reason other than they just won't.
And I am good with that and so is everybody else.
But men that exercise this option are ripe for emasculation.
I learned early on to never ask if a woman has a job.
Always ask if a woman works "OUTSIDE" the home.
Who wants to tell me the most blatant example of sexual discrimination?
You there in the back. Yes you!
No, it's not because women are commonly referred to as Honey, Babe, or Gorgeous.
Anyone else? Anyone?
Is it because a startling new survey tells us that nearly 4 of ten girls were made fun of for being a girl, while only 1 of ten boys were made fun of for being a boy?
Ummmmmm not so much.
How about conscription?
What about a person, legally ordered by the state to serve in the armed forces. Oh well that doesn't count does it?
For over two hundred years, men have been drafted, hunted down, and jailed if they don't comply with the requirements set forth by the government of the United States.
Even if there is no open draft for a war, all men must register. Whether they like it or not. After the age of 18, a man must sign up at the post office. Just so Uncle Sam can keep tabs on him and drag him kicking and screaming to the front to get his ass blown off.
I too, went down and signed my happy ass up. Because they will send yo'ass to prison for just thinking about dodging the draft.
It's a $250,000 fine, and up to five years in jail if you don't. And that price is right. As in a quarter of a million dollars.
I have another question for you.
What is the total number of men; dead, missing and wounded in all US wars and military actions?
How many of these were women?
Who knows. Women are barred from direct ground combat.
In the current conflict in Iraq and Afghanistan over 6000 men have been killed.
Compared to 140 women.
Not to worry. While feminists sing cumbahyah to not suffer the indignity of having doora opened for them, politicians are working overtime to give women the full combat rights men enjoy.
If you want to hold protests for something, I would dedicate my effort into protesting that.
Cuz it's hard to register a complaint from the grave.
You just have to put up with men and our bothersome penis's.
But so do we.
And a penis is a very willful boy.