Sunday, December 23, 2012

An apology to my borderline ex-wife.

Evidently my ex reads my blog. I will not take down what I have written about her, but I will issue an apology. Like she said so many times through out our marriage I must prove beyond a reasonable doubt  any accusations  I make about her and about her actions.
I will do her one better. I let her webcam her own defense to my implications of her driving by at a high rate of speed, and agreed to post her comments here. Unaltered and unedited. I give you  the cum dumpster.


40 comments:

Jonsi said...

Oooooooh. This oughta be fucking fun.

mulderfan said...

Sounds like a keeper to me!

...and another lurker proving just how damn important we are!

Gladys said...

OH! It's a Christmas Gift from GAWD! I'm so excited! (more exclamation points!!)

This kills me: YOU have to prove ANYTHING on your own blog. When you never named her. As Mulder has said, how funny that they out themselves. Bitch, nobody would ever have known he was talking about you if you hadn't had to claim it.

Welcome to the party, Cum Dumpster. Can I call you CD? I feel like we're already close, I know so much about you.

CD said...

Yes Glady's. So good to meet you.
Call me CD. That's fine with me. I might start a blog myself and answer back to the bastard Q.
If I can find time for it between falling on men's penis's and dodging the vice squad hooker round up.
Oh dear. I am at the free clinic and they calling my to get my aids tests results.
CIAO!

Gladys said...

Hook, line, and sinker. Like shootin' fish in a barrel. More fish metaphors please.

Merry Christmas, Q!

mulderfan said...

Hahahah! Hey, Gladys, maybe we should "hook" her up with my brother!

q1605 said...


Bach atcha Gladys.
I got a fish joke even I won't print here. Unless someone really wanted me to.

Gladys said...

Well, it's only fair. We have a club (Ungrateful Little Bastards, I'm so proud to have contributed the name to our little group!) - so they should have a club.

Entitled Angry Victims?

q1605 said...

Mt ex can kiss my bass. Just for the halibut.

jessie said...

Ooooh, Q, are you scared? She might start a blog about YOU!! That'll show you.

jessie said...

And Gladys, can I say that your profile picture always makes me smile!

Gladys said...

She gives me a haddock.

Gladys said...

SO HAPPY I REMEMBERED THIS SONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

Q, did you ever listen to Dr. Demento?? you gotta listen to this and read the lyrics, there are too many fish puns to list.

CD said...

Q is such a bastard. He always made me wash the sheets twice. Said he didn't know how many guys had been through the place while he was at work.
He called me a two bit whore so I hit him with my bag full of quarters.

q1605 said...

Hello dare Jessie boo!
And a merry Christmas to you too.

q1605 said...

I'll have to check that link later Gladys. There are seals to blow.

mulderfan said...

There' something fishy about CD's last comment! I don't think that a bottom feeder is capable of poking fun at herself.

Gladys said...

I agree Mulder. But I've had too much homemade shortbread and I'm in a butter coma...

CD said...

HOW DARE you mock me! I'll have you know, I am who I say I am, and I am no friend of the bastard Q.
He is a meany of a bastard, and I am going over to his house this instant to smack him up side of the head with a cast iron skillet.

Anonymous said...

A younger version of our mother.


Sis

The Barbarian said...

I am have had just about all I can take of being blog fodder for that emotionally weak pot smoking lay about son of mine.
If there is an abrupt cessation of his lie filled palavering look for Q on a milk carton near you.

Jonsi said...

Um. Hello? I said, THIS OUGHTA BE FUCKING FUN.

It's not fun when they sound like retarded robots. Come on snookums, is that all you got?

Jonsi said...

Nuh uh. I don't believe it.

Jonsi said...

That has to be my favorite fucking video of all time.

Imma watch it again.

q1605 said...

Something about those comments sound familiar.
It's like voices in my head.

Gladys said...

Lol Q. Thanks. You crack me up.

Gladys said...

I KNOW RIGHT?

vicariousrising said...

Ah Q you're one of a kind.

q1605 said...

Vic has risen.
Long live Vicarious.

Lisa said...

Doug,
I think you should see a doctor...AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS FACE!

q1605 said...

I would be happy to oblige you Lisa.
If you would give me a referral you can consider it a done deal.

upsi said...

hahahaha merry goddamn Christmas, the loons are comin outta the woodwork. I bet davey orchestrated this shit. fuck off you slags!

upsi said...

ULB for life!

upsi said...

Hahaha I see now. okay attack dog upsi is reigning her shit back in over here. rarrr

upsi said...

dude it is beyond impossible to comment on an iPhone! autocorrect, robot security, and safari freeze ups, these comments are hard won.

jessie said...

What a nice little Christmas gathering of the ULB!

Happy Holidays all!

q1605 said...

O Come All Ye Hateful
Ungrateful little bastards,
O come ye, O come ye to NPD land.
Come and behold narcs
Born the King of narcdom;
O come, let us adore them,
O come, let us adore them,
O come, let us adore them,
Narc's are the Lord.




O Sing, flying monkeys,
Screech in exultation,
Screech all that hear in heaven Narc's holy word.
Give to Narcissist glory in the Highest;
O come, let us adore them,
O come, let us adore them,
O come, let us adore them,
Narc's are the Lord.

jessie said...

Sounds like ULB needs a Christmas album.. opps, Holiday album!

upsi said...

brilliant. I will probably be singing a demo tape of this for you.

Gladys said...

DO IT, Upsi!! That was brilliant Q.