Calabanastan 650 is the brand name for the medication containing 500 milligrams of Calfiminist Sistartrate and 150 milligrams of potassium nitrate (salt peter). Calabanastan is indicated for the relief of chronic independent thought. Calabanastan is available by prescription only. It is a powerful central nervous system antagonist that decreases episodic rational thought while increasing social isolation and marked avoidance of internet blogs written by undesirable scofflaws. The action of Calabanastan is unknown. It is believed to target synaptic activity in the frontal lesbonic lobe of the brain. Calabanastan replaces even tempered demeanor with aggressive and impulsive moods, causing the patient to leave unhinged anonymous comments on prohibited blogs .
It is possible to relapse into rational thought while taking Calabanastan. If you engage in dialogue with a disapproved blogger, or you feel an episode of level headed thinking overtaking you, take the next dose of Calabanastan 650 and cease reciprocal contact with bloggers not found on the list of approved thinkers.
After rational thought passes, it it safe to continue visiting excluded blogs, but only to flood their comment threads with diatribes attributed to fictitious lawyers. Restrict the duration of visits to the time necessary to carpet bomb the blog. LEAVE before you read or try to comprehend the contents of the post..
Let your lack of impulse control and irrational anger be your guide.
In rare cases, users may experience a decrease in hostility, agitation, or depressed moods while taking Calabanastan. If you notice an increase in relaxed or calm states of mind, double your dose of Calabanastan and slam your thumb in a car door.
Some people can have serious reactions to Calabanastan. It is not uncommon to develop a chapped ass, bulging eyes, and protruding veins in the neck and forehead. Long term exposure can lead to hot steam whistling out one or both the ears. This is all normal and will serve as a visual warning to others that you are medicated and not a person to be trifled with.
Any unused or out of date medications should be disposed of safely by inserting pills into cheese wedges and thrown to the dog in your neighbors yard. A 24 hour therapeutic dose should dispatch even the largest dog. If the animal remains asymptomatic, DO NOT jump the fence into the dogs territory.
Call animal control and ask for a technician properly trained in the use of tranquilizer dart administration.