Thursday, December 13, 2012

Jenna Bush Hager Is Pregnant



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It's too easy. Going to Daily strength. Shooting fish in a barrel. The way they view the world is more than one off. Buckle your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy ride. 


Jenna Bush Hager Is Pregnant


I have my Christmas wishes this year, peace on earth, feed the hungry, cures for the sick, clothing and shelter for the needy... 

Luv you need to put some distance between you and Palm Beach. An African kid dies from malaria every thirty seconds. Shopping cart people now out number rats. The last time there was peace on Earth we were living in trees. 


someone help me...i cant stop crying


I miss my son!!! I miss my son!! He is 19 his dad and I divorcing after 20 yrs nasty divorce from a narcissist...

Aw shut the fuck up.

Celebrating Breath


After I can drum up the type of gratitude that I need to keep my perspective, then I will move into thinking about what I learned the most from the last six months of Hashi Mashi, how it changed me both physically and emotionally and then start to form the new goals and concepts for the next four quarters, for the next year.

Aaaaaaaahomo!

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What caused your estrangement?



I have a 23 year old daughter who met a much older man at work, she had been living at home, and she knew we would not approve

Nuff said.

I can't keep this up. I would rather drink ipicache and puke on the carpet.  

http://www.dailystrength.org/groups/parents-of-estranged-adult-children

19 comments:

mulderfan said...

Meanwhile in Canada, the Toronto Sun has reported that a darling little old lady cries herself to sleep every night. The daughter she loves so desperately stopped speaking for no reason after being called a fucking bitch, fucking liar, and a loser with a big fat arse. Now "she's gone off the deep end as usual".

The darling little old lady's, darling little old husband is quoted as saying, "We'd say we're sorry but have no idea where we went wrong, besides the stupid bitch was always a bit weird."

q1605 said...

Their daughter sounds like fucking stupid fucking c**t. And I mean that in the most respectful and kind way.

mulderfan said...

That might be the only word he hasn't tossed my way!

He would say meant in the most loving way, screw respect.

q1605 said...

Oooooooh. I thought you were being serious. I was about to google the Toronto paper and check it out.
I'll pull that if you want me to.

mulderfan said...

I don't have a serious bone in my fat ass body!

The reference to respect is because it's the only thing I've ever asked for from my parents. I gave up on love years ago!

Q, I know you love AND respect me (for my brain).

q1605 said...

Or you could pull your comments and leave mine hanging so I look unhinged.

vicariousrising said...

What's with using the c word. Lmao. I'm kidding.

Those estranged parents bore me. They're like a bad eight track stuck on repeat on the worst song ever written.

vicariousrising said...

But you used it respectfully. Lol. The asterisks make me laugh, though. Since when do you hold back on profanity.

mulderfan said...

My dearest Q, my help is not required for you to look unhinged! (Phew! I typed unhung but caught it in time!)

q1605 said...

Vic. Since I used the "C" word. That's the apex of profanity. I never use that word in real life. It's like holy water on a vampire.
Mulderfan. You denied me a whole afternoon of unbridled mischief.
Would you throw me another typo as lucrative as that would have been?

mulderfan said...

Serendipity can't be replicated.

q1605 said...

Shut up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Tundra Woman said...

OK, how 'bout this:
"You might be an EP NP IF........"
-You tell your boss the reason why your eyes are red is because you "cry yourself to sleep every night" when you spend your break tokin' up in your car in the parking lot. And forgot to pack the Visine.
-You whined repeatedly to your AC you were "completely computer illiterate" and found their virtually unidentifiable Blog within 24 hrs....and then sent them a barrage of "Anon" Nasty-Gram Comments.
-Your "ULB" is a gainfully employed-since-age-14 Professionally acknowledged 60+ yr. old.
-You engage in Character Assassination of your AC to anyone and everyone under the guise of "Understanding WHHYYYY my (30+yr. old) "child" did THIS TO MEEEE!"
-You send them unwanted gifts/cards/letters Post NC....and then DEMAND a "Thank You " note.
-Your first act post NC is to change your Will/Trust to ensure they're excluded/"disowned"-and then send them a letter to make sure they know. Why wait till you're dead?
-When told by Law Enforcement you need to stop Stalking your AC, you respond, "It is NOT "STALKING!" It's because I LOOOOOOOOVE THEM SOOOOOO MUCH!" (snot/whine/sob)
-You protesteth too much a la, "I gave them EVERYTHING!" including a few fractures, broken bones, black eyes etc.
-You proclaim you "Don't understand WHYYYY my BRILLIANT DD/DS DID THIS TO MEEEEE!!" Obviously, because they ARE "Brilliant."
All right you all, your turn.....
TW

q1605 said...

You might be an EP/NP if you have to shoot them with a silver bullet to stop them.

vicariousrising said...

Holy water. Lmao

For anyone who thinks Q is an ass, he's the best marriage councilor ever. Not that I think it will work. But the man is the sweetest best person. I'll hurt you if you say otherwise. I bite.

vicariousrising said...

Sorry Q. That sort of messed your street creds.

q1605 said...

Vic. Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
I am a misogynist.

Tundra Woman said...

You might be an EP/NP if the word "No" from your AC to any demand (and yes, they're always "Demands" stated or implied) results in All-Out-War against your "Beloved/Did EVERYTHING FOR!/"Spoiled"/ULB/"Mentally Ill"/"Demon Possessed" (that'd be any other adult relationship they have that doesn't involve YOU) etc. AC.
Because (all together now!) you "LOOOOVVEE THEM SOOO MUCH!"
The AC, rest assured, ain't "Feelin' the LOOOOVE" because the EP/NP didn't, doesn't and never will feel "love" towards their AC. Certainly not the type of love that binds children and parents together, NOT as defined by the EP/NP. Hint: "Love" is NOT "Possession" and kids, regardless of their age are not "Objects" conveniently located for your use and abuse.
So bring on the Bible (selectively quoted, of course), the NFOO-lishness and various and assorted NMinions, "template" letters, non-apologies, re-written history, copious faux tears (don't mess up your make-up, deary), Stalking etc., all the typical EP/NP stuff in your War-Against-Your-AC.
Yep. That'll endear your AC to ya.
Because there's something about the word "No," regardless of how politely expressed by another ADULT that brings out the "Best" in an NP.
And that's WHY most fundamentally they are now EPs.
TW

q1605 said...

You might be a sociopath if gunshots give you an orgasm.