My mother may have rarely fed us, but she always bought the latest issue of "Negligent Mother" whilst we baked in a hot car in the parking lot.
Letters to the editor
My church confessional has an express lane for three sins or less. I have five sins. Do you think it would be better if I went to the express lane anyway and pretend I have only three sins?
Last time I went my baby suffocated in the trunk because I had to wait four hours behind a Nazi.
P.S. The odor won’t go away, either
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