Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Barb eats a rat.

Hi ......I am Barbara your rat eating candidate for president

In the next episode Barbara rubs shit in her hair.

14 comments:

Judith said...

I thought that was Trump. You do know that a Harvard professor has declared him a textbook narcissist, right?

q1605 said...

I don't know what gave it away. His pathological need for attention 24/7. Or his pathological lack of self awareness regarding that squirrel that is attacking his head.

Five Hundred Pound Peep said...

Trump's a sociopath. One thing about society the most narcissistic and sociopath can do the most outrageous behavior and get away with it. Trump probably could get a Pentagram banner and do a goat sacrifice to Satan on TV and they'd still vote for him.

Judith said...

Lol. Your mom and Trump would make good running mates. They might actually cannibalize each other before getting sworn into office.

Ben said...

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your persistent actions including but not limited to comparing rats and your long dead mother have become unbearable. You are ORDERED TO STOP such activities immediately as they are being done in violation of the law. Signed "Ben" President of Great. gross rat eaters for ethical treatment of rats.
You risk incurring some very severe legal consequences if you fail to comply with this demand.

q1605 said...

Fuck you Ben why donchew eat me instead.

Elli G said...

Whatever Ben is on seems good enough to slip into my mother's coffee.

q1605 said...

I am guessing he had the mushrewm pizza.

q1605 said...

This one time being a convicted felon works for me. If it is possible to use my brain even less weighing my options I can do it and I don't have to worry about who to vote for and care what he does after he is elected. And I can say with a heart felt manner that you can't blame me I voted for none of the above.

Five Hundred Pound Peep said...

I've had to do the vote for none of the above as well. We get so many none choices. Ben talks just like Trump probably does. :p Of course even the other one may claim the title Empress the way we are going. LOL Judith

q1605 said...

People talk about the injustice of the Jim Crow laws but this is a back handed version that crosses all racial boundaries. And I don't have to worry about buying the gas it takes to make it to the polls

Five Hundred Pound Peep said...

Probably after they lock up half the nation or more, there will be no one left to vote, but maybe that is what they want.

q1605 said...

They've about worn the war on drugs out. It's time to wage a war on ......people who tear the tags off their mattresses yeaaaah that's it Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Ben said...

Ben Dover I'll drive!